Guys, let me tell you about orcas.
Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.
The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:
THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.
Reblogging for excellent commentary.
LMFAOOOO THAT FUCKING WHALE
NO but seriously guys,
They are called killer whales for a reason. I got into an argument once with a person who had it in their head that all orcas are cute cuddly shamoo and free willy and shit. Started saying shit like they are gentle giants who wouldn’t hurt anything on purpose, and all aquariums who keep them stole them from their families and they should release them into the wild. Well wild orcas are ruthless motherfuckers, and do you know what they would do to a domestic whale who depends on others for food and hasn’t hunted shit it’s whole life, decided to join their pod? They’d take that mofo out.Wild orcas ain’t having none of that free willy shit.